Farooq went for a bike ride yesterday. And got lost. He was on a Metropark bike trail, so he wasn't like lost in the wilderness, but he didn't know where he was, so he was lost.
He called me to come pick him up. Problem #1- I didn't know where he was. Problem #2- HE didn't know where he was. Problem #3- He had a bike with him and I drive a car. Solution- "call Dad."
We did find him, eventually. Turned out he had ridden 23 miles and the only way back that he could figure out was to just turn around and ride another 23 miles back. His legs said, "We don't think so!"
After we got home and he had showered and we had eaten dinner, he came to me and whispered, "Mom, my perennial hurts."
ROFL....
I think he meant perineum.
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do guys have those? i thought it was called something else on guys. anyway, LOL and glad he's home safe!!
mel, let it not be said i am not educational:
per·i·ne·um Audio Help (pěr'ə-nē'əm) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. per·i·ne·a (-nē'ə)
1. The portion of the body in the pelvis occupied by urogenital passages and the rectum, bounded in front by the pubic arch, in the back by the coccyx, and laterally by part of the hipbone.
2. The region between the scrotum and the anus in males, and between the posterior vulva junction and the anus in females.
THAT is hysterical!
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